Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Just found this on a job site

Seeking long-term full-time and part-time nanny ages 30-45, twin experience required and or multiple toddlers experience. Must be born/raised in U.S.-English first language, and must be dog lover, Current DTAP vax/flu vax (proof required), current CPR, positive, energetic, team player, positive influence through teaching manners, following directions, sharing, learning tools, great safety instincts, and respect family privacy and confidentiality. Training rate of 15 per hour for a minimum two-four 40 hour weeks of training to begin with, then full rate based on ability/experience upon completing training successfully and able to carryout the program already in place. Must be a great team player and able to follow program. We won't leave you alone with 2 kids, 2 dogs until you are comfortable with running the program smoothly, and we are comfortable. Please do not apply for this job if you can not agree to everything listed or if you do not fit the age category we are looking for to meet our needs. We do not allow kissing our kids or for them to kiss anyone but mommy and daddy. Nannies play the role of a teacher that helps prepare them for preschool. So, no physical affection. Attire for job is scrub top, comfortable pants, eye make-up only if desired no big earrings and no necklace, tide allergy free detergent (sensisitve skin), very clean person with groomed short nails always. We require this be your only job and that you not have any children under 8 years old of your own. We have 2 lovable maltese-part of the pkg to care for when parents are not home... to feed, love, etc. Twins are very intelligent and need consistency with their already in place program. Need someone who is punctual. Must be willing to travel on our vacations (first one in June) though not much traveling. Need only those wanting long term stability, follows directions, team player, non-smoker, non-partier, "not needy", trustworthy, honest, reliable, does not require much time off, willing to go to M.D.'s when necessary if sick. Must take blood test for 2 bacteria and TB before starting to work to ensure safety of our children, which can be done through minute clinic and reimburse you if you work for us. We do have stairs and need to be able to carry 28 lb kids up and down the stairs. They are sweet girls going through potty training now. Our house is "very clean" with health and safety #1 priority. Thank you! Please email if interested and meet requirements. Must have DTAP and current flu vax and CPR cert. before training starts. This job does not require driving our kids anywhere at this time. We do not do "baby talk" and keep them happy playing and learning all day. A phone with text ability is required for this job and we will explain later, though we want someone who is responsible and not on their phone much at all so that they can focus on our kids. Mom needs to be able to text you while you are working though. We are big on cleaning hands, hand sanitizer, and protecting everyone on the team from getting sick. We need Sat night coverage 10:45pm-7am, Sun night coverage 7:30pm-7am, Tue night coverage 7:30pm-7am, Thursday night coverage 7:30pm-7am. They sleep through the night most nights. Training hours will be mostly during the evening M-W-F-S evenings. We only require clean up in baby rooms and play areas. No house cleaning outside of the baby areas or dog mess required. Resume, references, certifications, cpr, vaccinations-all proof required. if you live more than 25 miles from the Geddes Museum, please let me know in the email you send or let me know if you do not meet any of the requirements when emailing. I am very honest and plan to stick to "our needs" listed and do not wish to waste your time.
Please email directly at (blah blah blah) or an option. Thank you. I will start interviewing March 14th, but please feel free to email your resume. Thank you! I look forward to meeting you.

Good luck finding someone. You need a slave lady.

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